Monday, October 6, 2014

StickerGang Invades Stockertown

They're everywhere it seems. Those Dangerous StickerGang members have been spotted, this time is neighboring Stockertown Borough. Armed with memorabilia, two of the members of Nazareth's Dangerous StickerGang appeared at the council meeting. "Are you here for a school project?" asked one council member. A chuckle erupted from the gang and council.

After the meeting, members from council and Mayor Charlie Davis met with the StickerGang duo. "Can we have your autograph?" asked on member. "What they did was childish and they deserved to be called cupcakes," chimed another. All in all it was a good night.

Disclaimer: No stickers were posted in Stockertown during publication of this blog.

Friday, October 3, 2014

Shimer Gets The Gang

You know your fucked when you catch Nazareth Police doing their job. Early Friday morning while doing his early morning street patrols newly hired police officer Adam Shimer ticketed a vehicle belonging to one of the members of Nazareth's Dangerous StickerGang

When asked about the ticket, ringleader Trevor Gehret jokingly said "I thought we had it like that!" When asked wether he planned to appeal the vandalism purportrated by Shimer, Gehret replied saying "Mr. Shimer is a fine police officer, he takes pride in his job unlike some other police officers within the department. Had he known it belonged to us he would have still left a ticket for being parked on the street on a night I shouldn't have been."

The latest ticketing didn't phase the StickerGang ringleader as he laughed and joked about it. It's incidents like this that make Nazareth Borough look good.

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

StickerGang Press Release

It's been months since we've heard anything from the trio who were accused of littering Nazareth with tiny postage size stickers. Today, the media outlet StickerGate Media is expected to release a press statement surrounding the recent events that have been taking place in Nazareth. 

We expect comment from the trio, however nothing has been mentioned as to the extent of the content to be released. 

       "We are disappointed that members of
         local government, Borough Council
         and those of the Nazareth Police Dept.
         would issue such radical statements".

This is just the highlight of issues surrounding the latest sticker vandalism to occur. We will have further details once the press release is out. 

Check here for on going developments.